Things I’ve diagnosed myself with, using Robbins & Cotran: Pathologic Basis of Disease, 7th ed.
From the week of April 13, 2008.
Insulinoma
What: Neuroendocrine tumor of the beta cells in the pancreas, secreting excessive amounts of insulin.
Why I totally had it: Lethargy, forgetfulness, and irritability (aka Insta-Bitch).
But actually it was: Sleep-deprivation and being hungry at the same time.
Diabetes mellitus, type 2
What: Insulin-resistant diabetes, resulting in hyperglycemia (high blood glucose).
Why I totally had it: Lethargy, increased thirst, increased urination, 2 of 5 risk factors for metabolic syndrome.
But actually it was: Warmer weather and drinking more water.
Throat cancer
What: CANCER of my THROAT!! Squamous cell cancer of the soft palate or tonsils. Or, squamous cell cancer of the esophagus.
Why I totally had it: Painful and difficulty swallowing, red and suspiciously vascularized (lots of tiny blood vessels) uvula.
But actually it was: A sore throat.
